Twilight meme EXPECT THE WORST

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Yeah, I'm gonna get shot.
But really guys.
REALLY.
I feel as though I wasted my time reading all the books. And then I realized how...Cliche it was. I mean, c'mon.
VAMPIRES.
WEREWOLVES.
LOVE.
Yeah, you know it to be true.
Actually, the only character I liked was Seth. So yeah, I didn't feel like drawing him. So I drew a run-over Jacob. Because now Jacob is a pedo. You know this to be true as well.
But yeah, fangirls ruined the plotline (along with stephanie meyer herself...) and it drug out to crazy porportioins. MUTANT BABY NESSIE!! *ahem* Well, anywho;
UNSATISFIED+OBVIOUS THINGS CHARACTERS COULD HAVE DONE= Its like watching a lifetime movie with fantasy. XD
Oh yeah, and Ed's lil secret gay man mistress is also there. I mean, how else did he let out his sexual frustrations? Yeah. You know what I mean. But then he got fired cause he contracted some vampire STD from Edward. Crabs...Only really bad crabs.

Anywho, sorry fangirls. I was left unsatisfied and in quite dissapointment over this series. Now all I can think of when I hear the series is...Mutant alien baby...

P.S. You know Axel would totally do his lil' burn baby burn to them. YES. I luuuurve you, number eeeiiight...
Axel belongs to Squeenix. Not meh.

P.P.S I'm holding a book in the first question. LULZ.